Set Up: All characters in the audience
Two: Hey! Aren’t we supposed to do a skit?
All: (take the stage, yelling and excited) We’re going to do a skit. (Characters speak simultaneously as follows.)
Six: I’m acting---Acting…
One: To be or not to be? That is the question…
Four: (singing) Me, me, me, me… Oklahoma, where the wind comes sweeping down the plain…
Two: I’m such a good actress. I got all-star cast last year…
Five: Well, my director said that I’m the best actor that she’s seen in years. Last year when I played the chicken…